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this blog is basically trash dont talk to me unless you want to be infected with ugh

 hella rad bitches

THIEF OF HOPE

PROSPITIAN

matryoshikaloid:

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the only anime where you can watch a half naked vampire’s hand morph into a squirrel which proceeds to chew out the intestines of cyborg Nazis while sick dubstep plays 

literally what the fuck is this anime, i’ve read posts about it, i’ve seen people talk about it, but never have i even ONCE seen ANY screenshots or anything from this. i’m dubbing this as a conspiracy because LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK

wigglyflippingout:

stillwanderingflame:

stickthisbig:

wanderwonderly:

northwangerabbey:

starkexpos:

buzzfeed:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

austinabridged:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.

The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.

Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.

i’ve never loved something the way i love this post

oh my god I am weeping

I almost peed my pants laughing omg

I definitely just pulled something while laughing and I’m still crying. I really think that Renner gif is the best reaction. 

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED MY DOG AND HURT MYSELF

Fill this in with stuff about you

Age: 14
Where I’m from: USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!!
Where I would like to live: anywhere that living doesnt cost your entire life savings
Favorite food: probably pbj sandwiches
Religion: who needs one
Sexual orientation: by now i honestly have no clue
Single/taken: taken
Favorite book: i have so many dont even ask
Eye colour: blue-ish gray??
Favorite movie: probably peter pan
Favorite TV show: kill la kill?? dmmd? ?? probably homestuck
Favorite band/singer: nevershoutnever probably bc im a loser
Random fact about me: my boobs are bigger than my sisters who is like twice my age
Favorite day of the year: october 19th or something like that
Favorite colour: orange
If I have any pets: 2 kitties whoa re not allowed in the house because they shit EVERYWHERE
What I’m listening to right now: this shit getz old by nevershoutnever
Last movie I’ve watched: KUNG FU HUSTLE HELL YEAH
What’s my ringtone: Aoba's ringtone [[i literally did not change this answer at all exccept for this comment aobuns is a loser]]
Favorite male character from a TV show: def ira gamagori
Favorite female character from a TV show: all of them
What my name means: apparently it means "small champion" and its also a boy name my mother failed
Favorite superhero: probably thor
Celebrity crush: thor again